1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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Devious Comments
17. There are more fangirl-bashers than fangirls.
18. You believe there is a conspiracy to restrict all your fun on the Internet.
19. Being anti-american is extremely redundant.
20. You find sports boring because they are not as impressive as in anime.
21. You are disappointed to find out that Asian genes are too dominant over Caucasian genes.
22. People call your TV series racist because there are too many Caucasians in it.
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"What is a man?"
"The slave to death, the guest of an inn,
a wayfarer passing."
24. You have never met the majority of your friends because they are in different states and you only know them online.
25. You give out your e-mail address more often than your phone number.
26. A DSL connection isn't always fast enough.
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I've learned that when life hands you lemons, a bird will always shit in your lemonade.
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Into every life a little rain must fall. I must be living for several people.
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Appreciate sex, don't destroy it.
At least there are some I haven't done on here... (password, cell phone...^^)
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"What is a man?"
"The slave to death, the guest of an inn,
a wayfarer passing."
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"What is a man?"
"The slave to death, the guest of an inn,
a wayfarer passing."
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